I hope you dont mind if I,
- wrap my legs around yours
- lay my head above your heart
- run my hands through your hair
- play footsie with you
- put my hand on your tummy
- play with yours hands
- give you fishy kisses
- talk about my day
- sing you a song
- fall asleep in your arms
- sacrifice you to satan
That…. Yeah just yeah
We ran out of plates.
This is possibly the greatest photo on Tumblr.
This is possibly the most disrespectful photo on Tumblr. I am not saying that you have to agree with what the bible says, but to utilize that book ‘as a plate’ knowing what it means to people, is just plain disrespectful to religion.
This is possibly the most disrespectful photo on Tumblr. I am not saying that you have to agree with the fact that pizza is the most delicious thing ever, but to let it touch that book, knowing how people misinterpret it as a reason to hate gays, is just plain disrespectful to pizza.
This is possibly the most disrespectful photo on Tumblr.
My uncle got killed by a falling microwave.
easily the best post on Tumblr.
This is like an erotic documentary says Nemma
Thanks to a very snowy late season, Aspen Mountain is reopening this weekend for lift serviced skiing and riding! Hopefully you haven’t packed away your winter gear, because this is a weekend that is not to be missed.
What can you expect? Well, keep reading…
The Silver Queen…
do animals think in english or in the sounds they make
this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
“youre gay? you dont look gay”
well shit wtf does a gay look like
i’m made of sarcasm and sexual frustration
i guess im not going to follow them either
rock bottom is when youtube comments are more intelligent than your government
No but seriously…how long did it even take to make those? Or did a friendly giant just lend the farm-owner theirs?