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tyleroakley:

cadaverous-porcelain:

killthebloodyredprinceofdeath:

twistedfuckk:

We ran out of plates.

This is possibly the greatest photo on Tumblr.

This is possibly the most disrespectful photo on Tumblr. I am not saying that you have to agree with what the bible says, but to utilize that book ‘as a plate’ knowing what it means to people, is just plain disrespectful to religion. 

This is possibly the most disrespectful photo on Tumblr. I am not saying that you have to agree with the fact that pizza is the most delicious thing ever, but to let it touch that book, knowing how people misinterpret it as a reason to hate gays, is just plain disrespectful to pizza. 

This is possibly the most disrespectful photo on Tumblr.

My uncle got killed by a falling microwave.

easily the best post on Tumblr.

Sensual. #porn.

This is like an erotic documentary says Nemma

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getoffmybloghoe:

i guess im not going to follow them either 

Lawlz

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wugs:

rock bottom is when youtube comments are more intelligent than your government

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phan-equals-phriendship:

No but seriously…how long did it even take to make those? Or did a friendly giant just lend the farm-owner theirs?

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