OMFG I AM ABOUT TO PISS MYSELF I WAS JUST WALKING MY DOG AND ONE MY NEIGHBORS PUT UP THIS LIGHT UP CHRISTMAS DINOSAUR AND LOOK AT IT ITS SO MOTHAFUCKIN HAPPY
TO HAVE A MOTHAFUCKIN PRESENT
IN ITS MOTHAFUCKIN DINOSAUR HANDS
OH MY GOD IM GONNA POP A BLOOD VESSEL IM LAUGHING SO HARD
ITS BEEN A YEAR AND THIS STILL MAKES ME LAUGH THEY PUT IT UP AGAIN A FEW DAYS AGO AND I ALMOST SWERVED MY CAR INTO A MAIL BOX BC I WAS DYING
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im majoring in netflix with a minor in alcohol
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"mickey mouse it says you want to divorce minnie because she was…… extremely silly?"
"no, i said she was fucking goofy"
I would just like to sleep maybe a little tiny bit tonight
Ain’t that the truth -__-
this is really really sad….
double trouble 😈
when ur upstairs and ur mom says dinners ready
why am i laughing
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